In matters of religion and matrimony I never give advice, because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.

Philip Dormer Stanhope
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  3. Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote.

  4. You will find that reason, which always ought to direct mankind, seldom does; but that passions and weaknesses commonly usurp its seat, and rule in its stead.

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